Monkey Marveler Pillows

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.