Monkey Lover Pillows

Admitting you have a monkey on your back would explain your back pain, that funny smell, and why there's never any peanuts in the break room.

"He likes it."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'They must be closed today. We'd better go somewhere else.'

"If you've just practiced throwing faeces with Daddy, make sure you wash your hands before dinner!"

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

'For years, I've had Bobo take care of all my admin paperwork so that I can concentrate on my research: Nobody seems to have noticed...'

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

Snapshot: Monkeys.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

The three Politically Correct Monkeys

'We brought him here to be C...A...S...T...R...A...'

"Any other special qualifications besides opposable thumbs?"

'Where's my banana?'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

Tea shirt.

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

'Where've you been, you're the onboard entertainment.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'