Monkey Mischief Lover Pillows

Shakespeare Project

Darn baboons: they're mooning us again!

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Playing pig

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

The Tooth Ferret

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

Halloween health & safety.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Very sorry

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Tarzan'