Moon Maverick Mugs

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

Putin and Xi Jinping on the moon

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Cellphone Islands

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski kicker.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Absurd motorbike

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Expectations vs. Bitterness