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Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'I donated my body to science..'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Schrödinger's cat.

"Money or your beard!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'It shrunk!'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

'Living on the back of a whale is OK, except for the part where he deep dives for up to 2 hours!'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."