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"Money or your beard!"

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Schrödinger's cat.

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

The Star Gazer

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Robots/inspected.

"Our communication system has gone down! All the magnets fell off the refrigerator!"

Moon Vacuuming

'We're almost fully automated now.'

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

Unicorn

'Jesus! Have you been playing with the taps again?'