Mirror Marveler T-Shirts

"Are you squawkin' to me?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Juggler and Illusionist

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The quarantine self cut.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Medieval Peer Review: "Whose experiments are the fairest of all?"

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'It shrunk!'

The Star Gazer