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'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

'It's an honest piece.'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"They ruin the landscape!"

Walking on Water

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Schrödinger's cat.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Nice moat."

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'