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"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Juggler and Illusionist

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'Catch this!'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

How DNA molecules combine.

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Nice moat."

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Journey to the center of Jules Microbiome