Mask Marveler T-Shirts

"Oo I do like a man in a gasmask."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Juggler and Illusionist

The Phantom Of The Garden

"We should start wearing masks."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Covid Wrestling

Mask Autumn

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Walking on Water

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ventriloquist with face mask

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

The covid marshal strikes again...

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'It shrunk!'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

'Living on the back of a whale is OK, except for the part where he deep dives for up to 2 hours!'