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Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

"This is about all I have in your price range."

"Why, doctor Sims. I almost didn't recognize you without your mask on."

"Rudolph, you have been the team leader for a long time, but you must understand that by insisting on using a mask this year, you are hiding your competitive advantage."

"He had his food with all the garlic and the onions and then burped into his mask... did he die of corona, or did he die with corona?"

Dangers of contagion from parties

Face painting.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"We should start wearing masks."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Tribal masks.

Squeal like a pig!

Untidy bedroom

Covid-19, Mask Up

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"Frank, is that you?"

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Bureaucrat

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Theater on meds

Mandatory mask use