Mirror Master T-Shirts

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"I hate seeing myself in photos so much, I hired a stand-in for my selfies."

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

So you're a mocking bird...

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

The quarantine self cut.

Animal and Human Memory

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'