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Out Of My Way, Stupid!

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

"I hate seeing myself in photos so much, I hired a stand-in for my selfies."

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

George Michael

So you're a mocking bird...

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Karaoke night.

Robbie Williams

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

The quarantine self cut.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."