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'I never pause for reflection, it's always such a disappointment.'

'Marlon the magician freshens up before the performance'

"Try thinking about something else."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Three-way mirror

"I asked you to hang a picture, how much more difficult can you make it?"

"What have you done?"

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'Ecce homo!'

Pirated mirrors.

"What do you mean 'well it certainly ain't you' - can you be more specific?"

Questioning

"A minute on the lips"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Career coaching at a yoga studio

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.

Soldier in camouflage uniform looking in mirror and he can't see the uniform.