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Sanitary standards in pandemic

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

That party went well.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

The new normal

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Dog retriving Frisbee

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Wolf Reintroduction.

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

Mask Autumn

'Can I see your license,please?'

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Covid Wrestling

Leo knew it was now illegal, but he couldn't get the thrill of the hunt out of his blood.

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!