Invisible Warden T-Shirts

Beware of invisable dog

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

That party went well.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Dog retriving Frisbee

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Wolf Reintroduction.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

'You better have a hunting license.'

Leo knew it was now illegal, but he couldn't get the thrill of the hunt out of his blood.

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke