Games Warden T-Shirts

Hook Free Zone.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Dog retriving Frisbee

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Can I see your license,please?'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

Leo knew it was now illegal, but he couldn't get the thrill of the hunt out of his blood.

'You better have a hunting license.'

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"