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Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

'Absolutely nobody likes all this rain and flooding...'

'So we meet again...'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

That party went well.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Beaver tower

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Dog retriving Frisbee

Fish want out of polluted river.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Bird Symbol Hunting

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Wolf Reintroduction.

"We wish we could drink the water."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Can I see your license,please?'