Security Warden T-Shirts

"Possible security breach, sir. It's the smart bombs. They know too much."

High security Santa's grotto

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Where was the TSA?'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I need to know who started it."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

That party went well.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Moulin Rouge Security

Slow Night

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"I'll take this one."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Watchdog on Holiday

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"