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"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'That's our mission statement.'

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Watering Money

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

That party went well.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Money exchange

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."