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Watering Money

Prize vegetables.

Profit

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"First time pruning?"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Doing the borders.

Plant Lady

Pumpkin patch

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

I guess she had other plans for you.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'