Wealth Warriors T-Shirts

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"We got the cactus account!"