Wealth Warriors T-Shirts

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"We got the cactus account!"

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...