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"It's a settlement check for $8.23. Apparently we're members of a class that suffered irreparable economic loss and severe emotional distress."

"Interestingly, my half of the glass is full."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'What are you looking at?'

'I can't wait to see what trickles up from the State of the Union Address.'

Growing the pie.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Low standard of living

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

Ryan Crossing

Oxfam report shows the 8 richest men as much wealth as the poorer half of humanity.

Breaking Through

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"

Piggy bank...cash cow.