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'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Monkey-artist

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'