Wildlife Wizard T-Shirts

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Cat box"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Rose Garden

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Monkey-artist

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Touché"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Save the unicorn.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'That plant food really works!'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

D.I.Y

Climate Change

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'