Wildlife Wizard Gifts

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Cat box"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Rose Garden

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Monkey-artist

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Save the unicorn.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"Touché"

'That plant food really works!'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

D.I.Y

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Crocodile

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'