Wildlife Specialist Gifts

Elephants

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Marco ..."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Koala

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Giraffe Selfie

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

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