Wildlife Educator Gifts

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Since this is your first time seeing a rhino, just a friendly note: that’s my horn, not a giant pimple!"

God's Miracles.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Building a Shelter

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Caliologist

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Still no sign of life.'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

We have to stop surprising each other.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Confounded biodiversity.'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

The hummingbird's hum.

Parrot Perch

Climate Change Report

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

Friends of the Earth

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

Student to teacher: 'Cuz history repeats itself better when we recycle.'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."