Wildlife Expert Gifts

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'I count four meerkats and one coolcat.'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'I always said there should be some limit to biodiversity.'

"You said you couldn't stand another whale, so you can skin it and cook it!"

'How do you explain this attraction you have to birds Mr Webber?'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Caliologist

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'