Wildlife Researcher Gifts

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

'Still no sign of life.'

'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'

"Okay - here they come. Remember, it's a lot like catching salmon only spit out the poles."

Library information: 'Quick! Information on alligators!?' 'Ah, I think you want crocodiles...'

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

URBAN FOXES,SPECIAL REPORT.

'Confounded biodiversity.'

'Hello, Audubon Society - This is Santa, calling in the results of the Northpole's Christmas Bird Count...'

'Due to difficulties breeding, the butt-horned woolly rhinoceros became extinct.'

NOTE: As Dr Furshluggin (R.I.P.) proved, stroking a bears' belly doesn't stop his attack.

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

Prairie computers

The hummingbird's hum.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Did you know? There are over 950,000 species of insects on the earth. . . That's a lot of buzzing.

"I mean, seriously! They can make a smartphone with 256 gigabytes, but they can't this collar any SMALLER?!!!"

"Are you just shy or are you my other end?"

The Lifecycle of a Frog

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"It's that time again when flocks of migratory birds will stop over on our lake, so, time to hide!"

Next water or dust...

Wind turbines

"What? You mean this old thing?"

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Butterfly Catcher

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Oz Animal Reserve. Do the flying monkeys go to the primate house or the avian sanctuary?

Fight-or-Flight Response Study Commission.

"Aaah, finally out of the icy-cold water and the freezing wind! Come and join me..."

Monkey with clamped wheel swing.