"But you sais if we'd appease them with a little more food, they'd go away."
Wildlife Control Expert Gifts
Looking for a gift for a wildlife control expert? Celebrate their dedication with unique gifts that combine humor and practicality. Perfect for professionals who handle nature's unexpected guests, our collection features witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and wall art. Show appreciation for their wildlife management skills with a thoughtful gift that makes their day a little brighter and their job a little lighter.
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
Polluted geese
A mother and baby elephant
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
Beaver tower
"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"
'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'
The melting polar ice caps
'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'
Igloo for birds.
Climate Change
'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'
'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'
"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"
'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'
Rubbish Carousel
"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"
I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.
'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'
Caliologist
'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'
National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).
"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"
Earth Day Summit.
'Thanks for the heads up!'
"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."
"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."
Wolf Reintroduction.
'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'
Hope...
"Plastic?"
"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."
"Let's just say our friendship started off badly but ended well."
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Wildlife Control Expert Gifts Collection
Wildlife Control Expert Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for wildlife control experts—wit and humor meet everyday practicality in our collection.
Wildlife Control Expert Pillows
Browse our playful pillows made for wildlife control specialists—add a touch of humor and comfort to their home or office.
Wildlife Control Expert Prints
Check out our eye-catching prints celebrating wildlife management—ideal for decorating their workspace with a personal touch.
Wildlife Control Expert T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts tailored for wildlife control pros—humorous, comfortable, and perfect for casual workwear or days off.