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"But you sais if we'd appease them with a little more food, they'd go away."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Beaver tower

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

The melting polar ice caps

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Igloo for birds.

Climate Change

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Rubbish Carousel

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Caliologist

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Earth Day Summit.

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Hope...

"Plastic?"

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Let's just say our friendship started off badly but ended well."

The Seahoover