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"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

Wolf Reintroduction.

'We used to think that Agent Orange was a great defoliant, but then we discovered the New Zealand Possum.'

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

'I thought I asked you to watch its head!?'

'We like to call them 'bears', Higgins.'

Trophy hunter kills rare elephant in Zimbabwe

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

'I'm glad I'm not a quango.'

'Jeffrey likes to think of himself as a small game hunter.Actually he's a pest control officer'.

A quick and painless kill . . .

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

'My parents hoped I'd become a doctor.'

"How'd they get up here? Hard to say, ma'am. Bison are great climbers, and they can squeeze through an opening the size of a pencil eraser."

Jurassic National Park wildlife manager at work.

Wildlife Management.

"Wolf relocation."

"It's great having a place in the city where you can run your rhinoceros off leash."

A Hunter's Decoy

"Honestly, I forget what we were trying to catch."

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Rubbish Carousel

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Earth Day Summit.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'