Wildlife Consultant T-Shirts

"We need him. He gives us a unique perspective."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Beaver tower

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

The melting polar ice caps

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Igloo for birds.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Climate Change

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Caliologist

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Still no sign of life.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).