Wildlife Agent T-Shirts

Wolf Reintroduction.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Caliologist

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Save the river.

Earth Day Summit.

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

The Destruction of the Environment

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Hope...

'Honest, officer -- I thought they were hippies!'

The last bird in the last wood...

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

'Can I see your license,please?'

'How dumb can you get?'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

Sportscasters on the Savannah