Wildlife Control Operator T-Shirts

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Rubbish Carousel

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Wolf Reintroduction.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

'Honest, officer -- I thought they were hippies!'

'Can I see your license,please?'

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Dog Catcher.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"You're the school yard monitor today. It's your duty to eject the bear from school grounds."

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'