Wildlife Removal Expert Gifts

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Smokey The Tree"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Golfing Accident

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Zoo: No Hunting.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

The melting polar ice caps

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Climate Change

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Caliologist

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Rubbish Carousel

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'