Wildlife Removal Expert Mugs

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Smokey The Tree"

The Golfing Accident

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Zoo: No Hunting.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Climate Change

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Caliologist

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Rubbish Carousel

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Wolf Reintroduction.