Wildlife Rescuer Gifts

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"No, I don't hate giraffes, I'm just saying it might make sense to pull me out first."

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Giraffe Umbrella

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Marco ..."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"