Wildlife Saver Gifts

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Bee flying to another flower.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

Beaver tower

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"That's mine!"

The melting polar ice caps

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Climate Change

Igloo for birds.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

A collective sigh of relief.