Evolution Educator Gifts

Treacherous moments in evolution

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I think we may be related!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Building a Shelter

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'