Evolution Educator Pillows

Treacherous moments in evolution

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Building a Shelter

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

I told you we were late!

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."