Wildlife Educators Gifts

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Building a Shelter

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Caliologist

'Still no sign of life.'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

We have to stop surprising each other.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Confounded biodiversity.'

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

The hummingbird's hum.

Climate Change Report

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

Parrot Perch

"You fly into a window, too?"

Friends of the Earth

Student to teacher: 'Cuz history repeats itself better when we recycle.'

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."