Outdoor Educator Gifts

Scout Stuff.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Building a Shelter

Camping Training.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Continuing education.