Environmental Educator Gifts

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

But It's Cold

"One day, sun, all this will be yours."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Camp recycling time! Oh yeah!"

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

Friends of the Earth

Student to teacher: 'Cuz history repeats itself better when we recycle.'

'Damage to the environment, Miss.'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

To get kids to ditch bottled water, we'll have to rebrand the drinking fountains. Ideas? Uncool water. Water cooler.

We have to stop surprising each other.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Juggling Climate Tipping Points

Climate Change Report

Snow museum.

Polar bear in a zoo.

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"... and that it's hypocritical to blame BP when it's us and our lazy, gluttonous lifestyle that perpetuate the destruction of an innocent planet. That's what I learned in school today!"

Parrot Perch

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Hate Platforms

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Lynching on social media

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Ethics exam cheater.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'