Eco-conscious Educator Gifts

"I've gone paperless! Check your laptop!"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Mother nature takes her course.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

COP26

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

We have to stop surprising each other.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."