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"I've gone paperless! Check your laptop!"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

COP26

Mother nature takes her course.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."