Outdoor Learning Gifts

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Glastonbury. After.

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

Football Fans

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Holiday time.

Skiing.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Giraffe Umbrella

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"