Outdoor Learning Gifts

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Glastonbury. After.

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

Football Fans

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Holiday time.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Skiing.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.