Wildlife Wizards Gifts

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

"Ever done time?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Monkey-artist

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Save the unicorn.

"Touché"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

D.I.Y

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Climate Change

Zoo animals.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'