Wildlife Whiz T-Shirts

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'Now, before I start, does everyone have their seat belt on?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Zoo animals.

Civilized Salmon

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Caliologist

Wild Cow.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Pull...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Fancy a swift half?'

Hyenas as Pets

'Researching the opossum article.'

'Make it look like an accident.'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

Canada Goose

Tarzan mobile phone

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Have Horns Venn

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."