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"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Sausages.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

D.I.Y

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

'You can't come in here with that.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'